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How I cut GTA Online loading times by 70%

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Resurfaced independently across 5 calendar years, with breakout response in 3 of them.

submissions
7
submitters
7
observed span
2021–2025
peak thread · 697 comments
3883 pts
latest 20+ return · 2024-01-09
215 pts

Submission timeline

2007–2026

One slot for every year since HN launched. Height is that year's peak points; orange marks a 100+ point or 50+ comment breakout. Select a bar to open its strongest thread.

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Holy cow, I'm a very casual gamer, I was excited about the game but when it came out I decided I don't want to wait that long and I'll wait until they sort it out. 2 years later it still sucked. So I abandoned it. But.. this... ?! This is unbelievable. I'm certain that many people left this game because of the waiting time. Then there are man-years wasted (in a way different than desired). Parsing JSON?! I thought it…

comboy·3883-point thread·

There’s an implicit story here which I find quite sad that not a single developer at Rockstar in the prior eight years had the autonomy or bandwidth to discover and fix this themselves.

Always a fascinating read when it pops up on HN :) One thing to note - assumption that one might make is that "Rockstar shipped obviously ridiculously suboptimal code; how did this ever get past testing??" However, based on the author's discussion of the code, and the issue being in inefficient parsing of an online store content, it is likely that this not only passed testing, but was sufficiently efficient in production too... upon go-live, when the store content database…

Major prior discussions: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31681515 (2022 - 213 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26296339 (2021 - 703 comments)

metadat·3-point thread·

The first top-level comment from each of the four biggest threads, in HN’s own order. Excerpts are shortened; open a comment for full context.

Breakout years
3

100+ points or 50+ comments

Total points
4582

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Total comments
1010

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Every submission

DateTitle as submittedByPointsComments
2021-02-28How I cut GTA Online loading times by 70%First breakout · Best threadkuroguro3883697
2022-06-09I cut GTA Online loading times (2021)ddtaylor476213
2023-09-28Cutting GTA Online loading times by 70% (2021)Vagantem31
2023-12-07How I cut GTA Online loading times by 70%srbhr30
2024-01-09I cut GTA Online loading times by 70% (2021)Hall induction · Latest 20+ point returncolinprince21599
2025-05-06How I cut GTA Online loading times by 70% (2021)yagizdegirmenci10
2025-11-05I cut GTA Online loading times by 70%xmprt10