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The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]

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Resurfaced independently across 10 calendar years, with breakout response in 5 of them.

submissions
18
submitters
16
observed span
2015–2025
peak thread · 35 comments
244 pts
latest 20+ return · 2025-03-12
205 pts

Submission timeline

2007–2026

One slot for every year since HN launched. Height is that year's peak points; orange marks a 100+ point or 50+ comment breakout. Select a bar to open its strongest thread.

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There will always be someone at a lower level than you. As a systems programmer he pokes fun at UX people. It is indeed hilarious. But technology and science is all about collaboration and building on other people's work. Remember that a generation ago nobody could be expected to use a program successfully without reading documentation first, and this even included most games. The proliferation of computers into the hands of everybody at your local bus stop is as much…

unoti·244-point thread·

"if you find yourself drinking a martini and writing programs in garbage-collected, object-oriented Esperanto, be aware that the only reason that the Esperanto runtime works is because there are systems people who have exchanged any hope of losing their virginity for the exciting opportunity to think about hex numbers and their relationships with the operating system, the hardware, and ancient blood rituals that Bjarne Stroustrup performed at Stonehenge" So true, so funny. Also, this article subtly conveys the…

fergie·205-point thread·

> The systems programmer has read the kernel source, to better understand the deep ways of the universe, and the systems programmer has seen the comment in the scheduler that says “DOES THIS WORK LOL,” and the systems programmer has wept instead of LOLed Chef's kiss.

thefaux·173-point thread·

James Mickens is a national treasure. Go watch his talks on YouTube and read everything he writes. https://mickens.seas.harvard.edu/ Excellence. Quality. Science. These are just a few of the words that have been applied to the illustrious research career of James Mickens. In the span of a few years, James Mickens has made deep, fundamental, and amazing contributions to various areas of computer science and life. Widely acknowledged as one of the greatest scholars of his generation, James Mickens ran out…

The first top-level comment from each of the four biggest threads, in HN’s own order. Excerpts are shortened; open a comment for full context.

Breakout years
5

100+ points or 50+ comments

Total points
895

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Total comments
142

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Every submission

DateTitle as submittedByPointsComments
2015-11-24The most important person in my gang will be a systems programmer [pdf]ColinWright10
2016-06-14The Night Watch [pdf]signa1130
2016-07-13The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]wallflower20
2016-09-13The Night Watch [pdf]lamflam32
2017-03-25The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]First breakout · Best threadsconxu24433
2017-07-07The Night Watch – James Mickens [pdf]ashin20
2017-08-17The Night Watch [pdf]sssilver10
2019-03-02The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]reubensutton11110
2020-07-20“The Night Watch” by James Mickens: on the pain of systems programming [pdf]lproven10
2021-06-14The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]totally20
2022-11-23The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]djha-skin20
2023-01-25The Night Watch [pdf]kaycebasques13835
2023-09-22The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]kccqzy10
2024-06-23The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]wallflower10
2024-07-27The Night Watch [pdf] (2013)kaycebasques10
2024-08-11The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]karagenit41
2024-12-17The Night Watch [pdf] (2013)isaiahwp17328
2025-03-12The Night Watch (2013) [pdf]Latest 20+ point returnmifydev20533