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Selling to the Fortune 500, Government, and Other Lovecraftian Horrors

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Resurfaced independently across 5 calendar years, with breakout response in 4 of them.

submissions
5
submitters
5
observed span
2013–2023
peak thread · 62 comments
295 pts
latest 20+ return · 2022-03-06
146 pts

Submission timeline

2007–2026

One slot for every year since HN launched. Height is that year's peak points; orange marks a 100+ point or 50+ comment breakout. Select a bar to open its strongest thread.

First comments on top threads

HN comment order

Government is totally different than enterprise. Government is extremely price conscious, and may even have regulatory requirements that dictate a purchasing process. There may be formal request processes, approvals, public hearings and comment processes, etc. There can be formalized criteria that dictate who wins an RFP. If you try to lump enterprise sales and government sales in the same boat, you will be in for failure. And the whole limit that this article is talking about exploiting, of sticking under…

> As my father always counselled me with regards to dating advice: "Don't come up with reasons for them being out of your league. Make them come up with them. Someday, someone -- perhaps someone surprising -- will say Yes." Isn't this a line from "Shit My Dad Says"? https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/status/4811790555 Maybe all fathers say the same thing. More to the point, we're not afraid of BFEs because they may be "out of our league" and say no; if they said…

bambax·227-point thread·

As someone who decides such purchases at a large “traditional” company there is a lot of truth to this. And yes, having a subscription (or one-off price) that flies below the radar does absolutely help. To further encourage this: please, please, please put videos, feature lists, and screenshots of your product on your website! These people do not want to go through a big process to buy your product (this is the whole reason they do not involve the purchasing…

Reminds me of how many Atlassian Platinum Partners offer "licensing support". e.g. http://valiantys.com/en/software/licensing/ > Each company decides how to conduct their purchases. We let you choose your preferred currency (USD, GBP, EUR, CHF or CAD) and payment method (bank transfer or credit card). This is just arbitrage! e.g., "If Atlassian doesn't accept your company's standard payment style, we'll bridge the gap for a fee!" In other words Selling to Fortune 500 is hard enough. For a real challenge "Try…

gsylvie·111-point thread·

The first top-level comment from each of the four biggest threads, in HN’s own order. Excerpts are shortened; open a comment for full context.

Breakout years
4

100+ points or 50+ comments

Total points
781

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Total comments
179

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Every submission

DateTitle as submittedByPointsComments
2013-08-22Selling Software To Large BusinessesFirst breakoutgasull22756
2014-12-26Selling to the Fortune 500, Government, and Other Lovecraftian HorrorsBest threadzeeshanm29562
2017-06-10Selling to the Fortune 500, Government, and Other Lovecraftian Horrors (2013)putnam11124
2022-03-06Selling to the Fortune 500, Government, and Other Lovecraftian HorrorsLatest 20+ point returngraderjs14637
2023-11-25Selling Software to Large Businessesbamazizi20