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I still love PHP and JavaScript

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Resurfaced independently across 2 calendar years, with breakout response in 2 of them.

submissions
3
submitters
3
observed span
2022–2025
peak thread · 393 comments
427 pts
latest 20+ return · 2025-09-09
124 pts

Submission timeline

2007–2026

One slot for every year since HN launched. Height is that year's peak points; orange marks a 100+ point or 50+ comment breakout. Select a bar to open its strongest thread.

First comments on top threads

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PHP has so many hidden benefits: - it's stateless by design (much easier to scale) - it was "serverless" before Serverless - surprisingly performant - no "unknown unknowns". it's so tried-and-true, there's no surprises - deployment is so simple, just drop a file on a web server. No middleware needed. - No long compile times because there is no compiling needed. EDIT: why the downvotes? If you don't agree, just reply so we can have a healthy dialogue. EDIT2: I…

This is a preemptive plea for people who last wrote PHP in 2012 not to opine on what writing PHP is like in 2025. It is not a hammer with two claws. It’s a modern language with types and tooling and package management.

ksenzee·124-point thread·

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Breakout years
2

100+ points or 50+ comments

Total points
554

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Total comments
485

reference only — not used in Hall rules or ranking

Every submission

DateTitle as submittedByPointsComments
2022-08-02Why I Love PHP and JavaScriptmemorable30
2022-08-02I still love PHP and JavaScriptFirst breakout · Best threadlarve427393
2025-09-09I still love PHP and JavaScript (2022)Latest 20+ point returnjonfelsar12492